The Days Of The Week As Told By Instagram #Hashtags

The Days Of The Week As Told By Instagram #Hashtags

* For you dinosaurs who don’t use Instagram it is a world filled with Starbucks coffee and sushi images.
** Listen I’ve definitely used all these hashtags in an annoying way and probably will in the future so let’s not take anything personally. Everyone is annoying as fudge on social media and if you don’t think you are.. guess what, you’re worse.

1) Monday.
On Mondays we hate life because well… our misery of a full week of waking up early and being productive has only just begun. Even though we hate life on Mondays us ladies love Instagram on Mondays. Why? #ManCrushMonday or #mcm for you lazy typers. Whatever brillliant soul started this hashtag trend please let me know your address because I want to personally send you a “thank you” card. What better way to cure a case of the Monday blues with your newsfeed on the gram filled with half naked men with six packed abs? Nothing, nothing is better.

2) Tuesday.
Tuesdays are BFFs with Mondays so we don’t like them and the hashtag on Instagram is not so great either. #TransformationTuesday is usually a post of someone comparing a picture of themselves in their ugly awkward stage from middle or high school to a more recent picture of them at a wedding after they got their hair and make-up done to remind everyone they got hotter. Thanks for the update and we all know you used the X-Pro II filter to make yourself tanner.

3) Wednesday Part One.
Hump day! Misery is half way done and bliss is coming our way! But as a chick I could live without Instagram on this day. Oh hello #WomenCrushWednesday for stomping on my confidence for the next 24 hours. Who doesn’t want to see beautiful *photoshopped* models on their newsfeed all day long!? But we need this #wcw because let me tell you I never miss Wednesdays at the gym because of it. I hate swimsuit models but thanks for the motivation hunny.

4) Wednesday Part Two.
Oh, and #WayBackWednesday will never catch on. Just like the word fetch… it’s not going to happen. Give it up and just wait for tomorrow for your throwback, okay? Chill out.

5) Thursday.
Thursdays aren’t that bad. The weekend is right around the corner and for most college students it is the weekend so HOORAY! But on Instagram Thursdays are miserable. #ThrowbackThursday or #tbt is honestly the worse hashtag trend EVER. Newsfeeds are filled with baby pictures (what a surprise EVERYONE was mad adorable as a child and I’m over it), regular throwbacks of people and their friends from a few years ago (literally NO ONE gives a shit about these ones) and the people who just don’t understand what a “Throwback” is and post a picture from three days ago (you’re doing it completely wrong).

6) Friday.
It’s the weekend finally and life is becoming beautiful and amazing again. As for life on Instagram no one really gives a shit about hashtags because they care more about where they are spending their happy hour later on. We do have #FlashbackFriday (for people who completely missed #tbt) which is barely abused or even used for that matter… but I’m totes not complaining about that.

7) Saturday.
100% the best day of the week. Usually the day you have a cute day out with your ladies going shopping or getting your nails done. Lucky enough you can rub in everyone’s face how wonderful your life is by documenting your activities and going on the Instagram using #SaturdayShenanigans because if it isn’t posted on Instagram it totally does not even count.

8) Sunday Part One.
Another day to brag about your day and that amazing Sunday brunch you had using #SundayFunday!

9) Sunday Part Two.
Not that you really need this hashtag to post a selfie because you know no matter what day of the week you’ll be posting a good selfie if you got one but #SelfieSunday makes it a LITTLE more socially acceptable to do so.